[Ned watching Harry Potter]

[A story about a dream about his cat in the middle of a rant about Harry Potter]

oh my god i had a nightmare that … well first  i was sleeping in some awesome pillow pile I can’t explain, but I was at someones family reunion in a big white convention center and they all matched and my ex boyfriend robert L covington III and Johnny were wearing matching sweaters and they looked really similar (they don’t)

i think ab muscles are kind of gross but that wouldn’t stop me from wanting to touch them

i know i slept with like 4 ugly gingers to try and prove a point to myself

does vondelle swain remember when america wasn’t at war

get your life together, bears

the female lead is holding a bird in a cage and its NOT symbolism

the first wife is your body

its funny how easy it is to make and propose laws about womens bodies